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"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 05/13/2020 at 21:54 • Filed to: shitpost, Unfortunately Named Products

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gettingoldercarguy > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:01

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Safely removes bugs?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:02

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When the TP shortages are no joke - best alternative

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > gettingoldercarguy 05/13/2020 at 22:04

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Worms count as bugs

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 05/13/2020 at 22:05

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“Directions: for best results, insert entire canister anally and expose to open flame.”

PowderHound > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:06

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Side effects include fart bubbles

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PowderHound 05/13/2020 at 22:11

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Pfft, I don’t need no fancy can for that

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:13

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No smears.

Thats a good feature.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 05/13/2020 at 22:18

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Seems too good to be true... I'll believe it when I see it

BeaterGT > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:18

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Gets in all the cracks

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BeaterGT 05/13/2020 at 22:23

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Which brings me squarely to another product:

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:33

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What are bugs dirt and grime doing in your crack? My butt ain't as pretty as the one pictured either

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:41

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Oooo in French too! 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 05/13/2020 at 22:45

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The owner likes doing mud runs and also happens to have tapeworms? Got really sweaty and sat on an ant nest? Some weird kink involving ladybugs and a grease gun? Who am I to judge

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 05/13/2020 at 22:48

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Like regular crack filler, but more le fancy  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 22:57

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All of the above?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/13/2020 at 23:49

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I mean... it would work

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/14/2020 at 05:33

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Skin, hair or bone... Clean is clean